Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Category: Insults
Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed, are we? oh wait...

Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Category: Huh
Excuse me, I belive you have my stapler

Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Category: Insults
I hear voices....they don't like you

Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Category: Huh
I was up all night sleeping

Posted Monday, August 26, 2002
Category: Funny
You can pick your friends. You can pick you nose. But you can't pick your friends' nose!

Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
Category: Busy
I'm sleeping...Please IM me quietly.

Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
Category: Funny
If you want to talk to me press Alt + F4 and I'll be there soon.

Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
Category: Misc
IM me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

Posted Thursday, August 22, 2002
Category: Misc
For Sale: One parachute. Never opened. Small Stain.

Posted Wednesday, August 21, 2002
Category: Huh
Will it void my factory warranty?

Posted Monday, August 19, 2002
Category: Funny
There's no such thing as a soul, it's just another one of those scary things they made up like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Posted Monday, August 19, 2002
Category: Misc
Name one way you aren't Hitler.

Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
Category: Food
I am off on a journey to the faraway land of the magical cold box, to partake of the nutritious nutrients which lie inside. I will speak more of my journey upon my return......

Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
Category: Funny
I'm 100% angel.....honest, the horns are just there to hold up the halo!

Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
Category: Statements
If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

Posted Friday, August 16, 2002
Category: Huh
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone. but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Posted Wednesday, August 14, 2002
Category: Funny
What color does a smurf's face turn if u choke it?

Posted Wednesday, August 14, 2002
Category: Beer
To you it's a 6 pack, but to me it's a support group.

Posted Sunday, August 11, 2002
Category: Funny
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
If I remember, I'll message you


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
If I remember, I'll message you

Posted Saturday, August 3, 2002
Category: Statements
Ok... I got something for u to say while I'm away!
"I'm sofa king we ta did" Repeat it over and over again