Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

Posted Saturday, August 3, 2002
Ok... I got something for u to say while I'm away!
"I'm sofa king we ta did" Repeat it over and over again

Posted Sunday, July 14, 2002
Spandex: a privilege, not a right.

Posted Sunday, July 7, 2002
Attention Ladies and Gentlemen: Due to recent cutbacks... the light at the end of the tunnel has been removed! Thanks and have a nice day.

Posted Wednesday, July 3, 2002
Why do they call them apartments when their all stuck together?

Posted Thursday, June 20, 2002
If you pluck the wings off of a fly do you call it a walk?

Posted Thursday, June 20, 2002
If people from Poland are called Pols are people from Holland called holes?

Posted Thursday, June 20, 2002
Where do babies come from?

Posted Tuesday, June 18, 2002
missed me missed me, now you gotta kiss me!

Posted Monday, June 10, 2002
Lets take a lesson from crayons, some are sharp some are bright, some aere colorful, some are ugly, but in the end they all have to learn to get along in the same box.