Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
IM me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

Posted Thursday, August 22, 2002
For Sale: One parachute. Never opened. Small Stain.

Posted Monday, August 19, 2002
Name one way you aren't Hitler.

Posted Monday, July 29, 2002
Searching for port
Found port at %t
Screen name: %n
port #186 is open for tansfer
allocating virus definition
sending virus via port #186
Pe_funlove virus has been sent through port #186 to user %n

Posted Wednesday, July 24, 2002
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Posted Wednesday, July 24, 2002
Dyslexics of the world, Untie!

Posted Friday, July 19, 2002
The word of the day is legs...
I'm out spreading the word!

Posted Thursday, July 18, 2002
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Posted Wednesday, July 17, 2002
I went away and all I got you was this lousy message.

Posted Wednesday, July 17, 2002
Looking in mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later