Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed, are we? oh wait...

Posted Wednesday, August 28, 2002
I hear voices....they don't like you

Posted Friday, August 2, 2002
How many times do i need to flush before you go away!

Posted Thursday, July 25, 2002
Waiting for (%n) to get offline...

Posted Tuesday, July 16, 2002
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

Posted Monday, July 15, 2002
you...the talking thing, yeah stop

Posted Thursday, July 11, 2002
The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs.

Posted Monday, July 8, 2002
WARNING: You have reached the end of this conversation. You have said everything there is to say. Please go away... NOW!

Posted Wednesday, July 3, 2002
If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would %n still be ugly?

Posted Tuesday, July 2, 2002
I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect. So if you're somebody, leave me alone.