Posted Monday, August 26, 2002
You can pick your friends. You can pick you nose. But you can't pick your friends' nose!

Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
If you want to talk to me press Alt + F4 and I'll be there soon.

Posted Monday, August 19, 2002
There's no such thing as a soul, it's just another one of those scary things they made up like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
I'm 100% angel.....honest, the horns are just there to hold up the halo!

Posted Wednesday, August 14, 2002
What color does a smurf's face turn if u choke it?

Posted Sunday, August 11, 2002
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
If I remember, I'll message you


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
If I remember, I'll message you

Posted Friday, July 26, 2002
When an Officer asks, "hey there, your eyes look really red, Have you
been drinking?.

You shouldnt respond with "Hey officer your eyes look glazed, have you
been eating donuts?"

Posted Wednesday, July 24, 2002
Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experiance!

Posted Saturday, July 20, 2002
I'm sleeping, but I cannot tell you whether I am alone or not. Cuz she might get mad at me.

Posted Saturday, July 20, 2002
I love little kids.....

I just can't always eat a whole one.