Posted Sunday, August 18, 2002
I am off on a journey to the faraway land of the magical cold box, to partake of the nutritious nutrients which lie inside. I will speak more of my journey upon my return......

Posted Wednesday, July 10, 2002
My mom told me never to talk with my mouth full.

Posted Saturday, July 6, 2002
The people who live in my stomach demand food...be back once they're satisfied.

Posted Tuesday, July 2, 2002
I am truly sorry, but I have chosen food over you

Posted Wednesday, June 26, 2002
I'm replenishing my animalistic stomach so it won't growl at me anymore.

Posted Monday, June 10, 2002
I'm visiting my old pal the refrigerator.....

Posted Saturday, May 4, 2002
My eating disorder has taken over. Be back when I'm finished recovering.

Posted Sunday, April 28, 2002
I'm single handedly saving the world from starvation... starting with myself.

Posted Friday, April 26, 2002
I am eating tiny particles of matter, to gain strenth, and keep my body from digesting itself.

Posted Thursday, April 18, 2002
I think I found my true love--the fridge.