Posted Saturday, August 24, 2002
I'm sleeping...Please IM me quietly.

Posted Friday, August 2, 2002
My owner is walking me.

Posted Monday, July 29, 2002
In the Matrix... be back soon

Posted Friday, July 19, 2002
The average person spends two years of their life kissing. I'm out trying to be better than average.

Posted Monday, July 8, 2002
Excuse me while I go and sharpen my knives.

Posted Saturday, July 6, 2002
Busy polking my neighbor with a spork.

Posted Friday, June 28, 2002
Walking my pet midget, I'll be back in a few hours.

Posted Thursday, June 27, 2002
Floating down the mississippi river in a cardboard box... hope I don't hit any rocks!

Posted Tuesday, June 25, 2002
Excercise is good for you so that's what I'm doing. I'm walking from the computer to the TV.

Posted Sunday, June 23, 2002
Be back later...painting my neighbor's dog.