Posted Wednesday, August 14, 2002
To you it's a 6 pack, but to me it's a support group.

Posted Tuesday, July 23, 2002
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer when you go over a bump.

Posted Monday, July 15, 2002
Why go to high school, when u can go to school high???

Posted Saturday, July 13, 2002
You said hi and bye.
I was gonna write back, be a nice guy.
But then I got high
but then I got high
but then i got highhhhhhhhh
Do Do do dto do do

Posted Wednesday, July 10, 2002
There's a cop at my door, I'm going to offer him a beer.

Posted Monday, July 8, 2002
People think drinking is fun, but whats really fun is watching what people do when they drink!

Posted Monday, July 8, 2002
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder......

Posted Wednesday, July 3, 2002
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

Posted Sunday, June 23, 2002
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(write backwards)

Posted Friday, June 21, 2002
Roses are red,
Violets are green.
When you get high,
You'll know what I mean.